The tomato married the mushroom cropped

He was a teacher in the classroom

She was a singer, namely vibrato

He was a mushroom, with spores abloom

She was a lovely miss, but no potato

One day this tomato met this mushroom

A special connection these two did conclude

Later they married beneath a full moon

But the mushroom discovered to his dismay,

The tomato was in fact a dude!

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