The Great Battle: Jawas vs Tusken Raiders was one of Somarinoa's earliest examples of a(n extremely pathetic) attempt at writing fanfiction. It was so bad, in fact, that the author never got past the first sentence. It is still posted here for posterity's and completion's sake, as Somarinoa wishes to add as close to everything he's ever done, creativity-wise, to this wiki.
"Hurry up! Let's get into greeting formation!" said Squinty to the rest of the greeting committee, "the Emperor is coming for a meeting about the war."