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Here's a song I wrote and published on my Livejournal back on Wednesday, June 8th, 2005 at 10:34 am. It was a parody of Sesame Street's Rubber Ducky.

Devil Ducky
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make Satan worship lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of poo;
(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
You kidnap girlies, you beat up boys!
Oh rubber ducky, please slay a few virgins for me!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I
Make my way back from rugby
I find a horrid beast who's
Vile and evil and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Ducky, with all those who've died,
I sure am lucky that you're on my side
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way back from rugby
I find a horrid beast who's
Vile and evil and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Ducky, with all those who've died,
I sure am lucky that you're on my side
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of—
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of—
Rubber ducky I'm of—
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of poo!

(doo doo, be doo.)

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