- There was an Ole bloke called Noah
- who lived up north in bury
- not liking the look of the weather
- he decided to build an ark
- he got the wood for the hull
- but he wanted birds eye maple
- so he went to Sam leatherette
- Noah replied thou taking the Mick
- Sam said £10 end off don’t like it get stuffed
- with that Noah slammed doer
- folk blamed global worming
- the only dry place was Manchester airport
- and tat was on top of control tower
- so of to airport went Sam
- it was a very long journey
- because Metrolink would not run
- and he said £5 what the say
- Noah said you will be brown bread
- think it might brighten up yet!
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